When I came home from work this afternoon, I discovered this on my counter. My mother had apparently gotten in the mood for some “Marion Berry Jam,” but had a bit of trouble with the lid. (That’s my guess, anyway. . . .) Kids, adults–DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME–or anywhere else, for that matter! Please!
I guess I should be glad we didn't have any power tools laying around. . . .