I was shopping for some last-minute holiday gifts on Amazon.com, where as an Amazon Prime member, I get free 2-day shipping. I came across this little gadget that I’ve seen on TV that supposedly increases the wearer’s strength, as well as his balance. I noted with some interest that the number of review stars for the product were not nearly as low as I hoped, so I clicked on what customers had dubbed as the most helpful 5-star review. I got such a laugh out of it, I just had to share…

5.0 out of 5 stars Wow. Miricle Product!!!!!, December 9, 2010
By Michael Valero

What he said:

I have been wearing the band for about 2 weeks and have had the following results:

– My wife has stopped nagging me completely.
– My kids have started picking up after themselves, and their grades have drastically improved
– My dogs have stopped jumping on the furniture…

Read the rest of the review at Amazon.com.